“Yours is a Very Bad Hotel”
The Bastard has long been surfing this “series of tubes” but this is the first he has seen of this hilarious and legendary (at least enough for Snopes) PowerPoint presentation decrying the lack of fucking service at a Houston DoubleTree. Perhaps it is the choice of media, the visual aids, the canned art or the snarky style, but the Bastard raises his cup of tepid decaf coffee to these pioneers of Bastardliness! Please to enjoy!
See Also: background info and Snopes.
Lesson: to err is human, to complain, divine. This example of a bitchfest heard ’round the world is a glowing example of the power of Bastard Travelers. The Bastards (and Bitches – props to you Bitches of course) are a power to be reckoned with and they help keep the fuckfaces like Mike at bay.
