High-Five, You Impatient Bastard!

Guyanese authorities say a first-class airline passenger was so angry at seeing economy passengers leave a jetliner before him that he yanked open an emergency hatch and slid down the chute.

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The Bastard is always delighted to read about other enraged passengers, and particularly those who do deranged shit in fits of anger. It reminds the Bastard that it is only through the monumental societal pressure to conform that Airlines are able to continually degrade we passengers as a matter of course. Occasionally, one passenger will crack and pull a stunt like this and it’s a nice reminder that, despite the arrest and fine, man does indeed have free will – even in the airplane.

Plus, the Bastard has always fantasized about sliding down the emergency slide. Whee! Would probably be killer on the Bastard’s hemorrhoids, though.

Lesson: Chill out, motherfucker. Save it for the blog.