The 7 Dumbest Things Ever Done by Airport Security
Note that these are the dumbest, far from a comprehensive list of the Keystone-Kapers of the TSA. The Bastard has actually noted some improvement of the general attitude of the TSA folks that he experiences, and that’s saying something special. It’s saying that they’ve convinced themselves that 3oz. containers of liquids and laptops in separate bins actually make a difference and enable effective screening. Good for you, TSA believer. If it makes you less surly, it’s fine by the Bastard.
“We suppose the visual [breast] inspection beats the hands on approach. Though it’s just a matter of time until Al Qaeda develops some kind of poisonous nanodarts that can fire out from those piercings and kill everyone on board. Or at least that’s what keeps happening in that dream we dare not tell the therapist about.”
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Lesson: the sheeple equate nuisance with safety and the TSA is more than obliged to fulfill that fantasy. Hopefully someday we’ll get real security, but until then we will continue to enjoy TSA shenanigans. BONUS: Even mommy gets annoyed at the TSA »
December 9, 2008 at 3:15 pm
TSA people are small minded people with a little power. I’m confused, however . . . I count only one thing. Or maybe two . . .
December 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm
YOUR CONFUSION IS THE BASTARD’S DELIGHT. CLICK THROUGH ON THE LINKAT THE BOTTOM OF THE QUOTE TO READ THE FULL LIST.
December 9, 2008 at 5:35 pm
ah! clicked the “mommy” link and missed that one, thank you.
This is something pierced people talk about all the time–will they or won’t they set them off (usually good quality jewelry does not, but the sensitivities of the detectors differ); the imbecility of the TSA weenies in making people remove their jewelry.
Much of which isn’t really removable without special tools and another person’s hand strength and leverage.
December 10, 2008 at 2:03 am
YOUR DISCUSSION OF WEENIES AND TOOLS AND LEVERAGE AROUSES THE BASTARD. COME CLOSER, ALLOW ME TO “SCAN” YOU WITH MY “WAND”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT MEANS I WANT TO SHAKE MY COCK AT YOU!