The world’s funniest passenger complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson

The Bastard is reposting this hilarious missive because he’s too fucking lazy to write his own post. And for those of you wondering why the fuck the Bastard hasn’t posted lately, get a life. The Bastard is busy, fer chrissakes.

“. . . It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.”

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Lesson: Always document your misery for all the internets to see. And laugh at.