About The Bastard
The Bastard Traveler is a fucking dick who travels extensively for work and pleasure, both domestically in the USA and internationally. He looks for ways to get a leg up on all you morons who travel once a year to grandma’s house and are utterly clueless about how travel really works. He is fucking pissed that you don’t know shit about what you’re doing and that your cluelessness clogs the process like cheese in a colon. This blog is to bitch about other travellers and provide tips, tricks and hacks to smart travelers.
The Bastard Traveler knows what a shitty experience traveling can be, and how most of us would sell our grandmother for a 1st class seat for a NAT-JFK flight. He knows that nearly every trip, even the good ones, have a nugget of misery and humiliation that is begging to be shared. Tell the Bastard about it. You can email the Bastard at thebastardtraveler.20.tpk AT xoxy.net or submit your story in the comments below.
And by the way, for you newbies, the AT above isn’t actually “AT” but the @ sign. Get it? I doubt it.
